愚人節(jié)惡搞整人的短信是那些

　　1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

　　2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

　　答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

　　5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

　　答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

　　6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

　　答：when water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

　　7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

　　8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。

　　全。

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