搞笑短信中英文
ICIBA 精心推出[英語(yǔ)幽默搞笑短信]！
是什么在每天傳遞著我們的感情？是短信！
是什么讓每天的生活更美好？是笑聲！
讀一讀英語(yǔ)幽默搞笑短信，
一定會(huì)讓你在笑聲中輕松學(xué)會(huì)英語(yǔ)！
對(duì)了，別忘了把笑聲傳遞給你身邊的朋友哦！
本期推薦：沒(méi)找到你的`腦子
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對(duì)不起，我要走了，因?yàn)槲腋菊也坏侥愕拇竽X！
搞笑英文短信
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000
FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
特別鳴謝： 本消息由沙龍?jiān)~友橘子傾情提供~~
充滿智慧的短信
God gave u 2 legs to walk.
2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably because He wants
you to look for the other.
戀人之間的短信
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oopz! i miss "U"
簡(jiǎn)單卻不失真情哦...
充滿智慧的短信
Yesterday is history，
tomorrow is a mystery.
today is a gift，
that is why we call it the present!
戀人之間的短信
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and
get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have
a "HEART" without "U".
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