趣味英語(yǔ)雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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趣味英語(yǔ)雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　第一則：歌德的容忍

　　Goethe's Tolerance

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said.

　　"I will never make way for a fool."

　　"But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　歌德的容忍

　　有一次，歌德在魏瑪一個(gè)公園的小路上散步。那條小路很窄，偏偏遇上了一個(gè)對(duì)他心存敵意的評(píng)論家。他們都停下來(lái)看著對(duì)方。評(píng)論家開(kāi)口了：

　　“我從來(lái)不會(huì)給一個(gè)傻瓜讓路。”

　　“但我會(huì)�！闭f(shuō)完，歌德退到一旁。

　　第二則：您的大衣著火了

　　Your Coat Is on Fire

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"

　　您的大衣著火了

　　老師為了讓學(xué)生記住先思考后發(fā)言，告訴他們?cè)谡f(shuō)出重要事情之前先數(shù)到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數(shù)到100。第二天，當(dāng)老師背靠著火爐講課時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)好幾個(gè)學(xué)生的嘴唇在很快地不停地動(dòng)。突然，全班學(xué)生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”

　　第三則：我是司機(jī)

　　I am the Driver

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.

　　"It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?"

　　"I'm the driver," he said.

　　我是司機(jī)

　　一輛公共汽車(chē)已經(jīng)相當(dāng)擁擠，還有一個(gè)人想擠進(jìn)來(lái)，乘客不讓他上去。

　　“太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰(shuí)?”

　　“我是司機(jī)�！彼卮鹫f(shuō)。

　　第四則：丑女

　　An Ugly Woman

　　Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.