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奇葩女友你到底要什么
都說女人不講道理，真的是這樣嗎?來看看大家的吐槽吧!
書籍《女朋友為什么會生氣》
Women
女人
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
如果你親她, 那你就沒有紳士風度
If you don't, you are not a man
可是如果你不親她, 那你就不算男子漢
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
如果你贊美她, 她會認為你只是在奉承她
If you don't, you are good for nothing
但要是你不贊美她, 那你就一無是處了
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
如果你完全同她的話, 那你真無能
If you don't, you are not understanding
要是你不同意, 那就表示你根本不理解她
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"
假如你把氣氛控制得很浪漫, 你就一定是情場老手
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是, 那你根本還不夠成熟
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她, 她會覺得煩膩
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
但是如果你不去找她, 她會責備你欺騙她的感情
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
你要是穿得帥一點, 她會說你是花花公子
If you don't, you are a dull boy
穿得破爛點, 那你又是笨頭笨腦的家伙
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
如果你吃醋, 她會說這樣是不對的
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋, 她又會認為你根本不愛她
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
你如你試圖對她調(diào)情, 她會認為你不尊重她
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直規(guī)規(guī)矩矩的, 她又會覺得你不喜歡她
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
你若是遲到一分鐘, 她會抱怨等得多累多苦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己遲到了, 她會說女孩子約會遲到是理所當然的
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
如果你去找你的朋友, 她說你亂花時間
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
如果是她, 她會說 “喔, 這很自然啊, 女孩子都是這樣”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她會到處說你這人很冷漠
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你經(jīng)常吻她, 她會大叫說你吃她豆腐
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你過馬路的時候沒有照顧她, 那你這人缺乏道德
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
要是你小心照顧她過馬路, 她又會說這是男人的花招
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝視某個女人, 她會指責你到處對女生調(diào)情
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看, 她會說他們只是欣賞而已
If you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她說話, 她希望你只要聽就好
If you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只傾聽, 她又要你和她說話
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN"
上天啊, 你創(chuàng)照了這些叫做女人的生物
So simple, yet so complex
既簡單又復雜
So weak, yet so powerful
如此柔弱, 卻又如此強悍
So confusing, yet so desirable
讓人又惱又愛
So damning, yet so wonderful...
真是討厭又美妙……
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